Me: Hey, uh, what's up?
Blog Reader: What's up? WHAT'S UP?!? You haven't had anything to say since SEPTEMBER, and all you have to say is "What's up?"!??
Me: Yeah sorry about that.
Blog Reader: Whatever.
Me: Why you have to be like that, baby? I just got a little busy, that's all. You know I'd never leave for good. Someone had to go out and earn a living and take care of the baby. We both know you weren't paying me to sit around and write for you.
Blog Reader: It's just that, well...never mind....
Me: You can trust me, Boo, it's me...
Blog Reader: I just haven't had much to look forward to since you've been gone.
Me: I Know, I know. I am really funny, witty, good looking and never boring. I guess I just wasn't thinking about anyone but myself. I was wrong. Will you ever take me back?
Blog reader: Probably not.
Me: Is there someone else?
Blog Reader is silent, looks to floor
Me: Oh. I see. Just tell me it's not the lady that blogs about her cat's hairballs. Please.
Blog Reader remains silent
Me: Oh come on! She's crazy!! You really think she's better than me?!
Blog reader: At least she's there for me! Something new to read every day, maybe even a photo or two.
Me: Sick. I hope you two are happy. I don't need you. I have plenty of new people that would love to read me. Just go...I can't stand to see you anymore. All I see is you....reading that... that TRASH! GO GET OUT!
Blog Reader turns and leaves, slamming the door.
I fall to my knees, sobbing.
Me: Whyyyyy!!?!?! (still sobbing uncontrollably, shaking fist towards the heavens)
Me: (drying tears) From this day forth I will never leave my Blog readers for so long. Maybe. We'll see how it goes.
Fade to black
